“What is the worst bad name you could reasonably live with? Bob Jakass? Betsy Dippshit? Harold Malester? Could you go as far as Stub E. Wang? I need real answers here, people!”—
My ex-boyfriend Josh went to Santa Cruz High School with a guy named Harry Dong. As well, my favorite teacher K-12 was my high school English instructor, Sandy Beach. (Unsurprisingly, she chose to go by “Sandra” instead, but the nickname persisted.)
