[Tom Hiddleston enthroned as Henry V]
we need to talk about your crotch
it is out of control
Don’t be ridiculous. The amount of crotch in this picture is absolutely accurate and as it should be. No other crotch would do. Tom Hiddleston’s crotch works hard for the discerning public. It cannot - and should not - be tamed or any attempts made to shame it into behaving any differently than it always has. Embrace the crotch.
Welp, you heard it from Valkyrien, people
Embrace the crotch
Dear Deb, these are my friends. I think you can see why. *limbers up arms*