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gorgonetta:

valkyrien:

Theda Bara, positioning herself neatly into a tight, cornered area in what appears to be a fancy crypt.
Her cool demeanor and subtly raised eyebrow could indicate that she is in fact lying in wait to pounce on unsuspecting prey, but it could also be construed as a challenge, for while the Goth Diva uses corners and tight corridors in times of distress, the Vamp Fatale has mostly been observed using such places from which to strike at her foes from the shadows. Is this a ‘come at me, bro, and be devoured’ situation? We may never know, as none of our researchers were quite brave enough to sidle up and ask.

This does actually raise the question of whether Theda Bara was the first goth-in-corridor, although she seems perfectly at ease with the situation, unlike Peter Murphy.  I’m guessing that male-identified goths may find corridors a greater challenge, which leads us to: why the hell would they go down the damn corridors, then?  Are they hoping to find Theda Bara?  Is it just their innate longing for annihilation in action?

You guys kill me. XD

gorgonetta:

valkyrien:

Theda Bara, positioning herself neatly into a tight, cornered area in what appears to be a fancy crypt.

Her cool demeanor and subtly raised eyebrow could indicate that she is in fact lying in wait to pounce on unsuspecting prey, but it could also be construed as a challenge, for while the Goth Diva uses corners and tight corridors in times of distress, the Vamp Fatale has mostly been observed using such places from which to strike at her foes from the shadows. Is this a ‘come at me, bro, and be devoured’ situation? We may never know, as none of our researchers were quite brave enough to sidle up and ask.

This does actually raise the question of whether Theda Bara was the first goth-in-corridor, although she seems perfectly at ease with the situation, unlike Peter Murphy.  I’m guessing that male-identified goths may find corridors a greater challenge, which leads us to: why the hell would they go down the damn corridors, then?  Are they hoping to find Theda Bara?  Is it just their innate longing for annihilation in action?

You guys kill me. XD

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    I’m not a brave man, but I’d gladly accept Theda’s challenge…
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    You guys kill me. XD
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