Posts tagged animals talking in all caps
and all manner of utterly unrelated nonsensical ephemera
WHAT ARE YOU? ARE YOU COFFEE?
DON’T TALK TO ME IF YOU’RE NOT COFFEE.
NO, I MEAN IT. GO BECOME COFFEE OR FUCK OFF.
(via waltmouse)
NO, YOU’RE NOT IN THE WRONG CLEARING. WE’RE THE FIRST PANEL THAT’S SPEAKING TO THE HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE ABOUT THE ISSUE OF CHICKEN SAFETY.
YES, WE’RE A CONCERNED GROUP OF COMMUNITY LEADERS AND EXPERTS.
YOU CAN COUNT ON OUR UNBIASED AND HEARTFELT OPINIONS ON THE PERTINENT ISSUES THAT AFFECT MILLIONS OF CHICKENS NATIONWIDE.
I want to be animalstalkinginallcaps when I grow up. Seriously, his capacity for consistently creating hilarious alternate realities has become a huge influence on me at FYDWM. While I could easily reblog every one of his posts, I had pass along this one because of what brilliantly incisive political satire it is. I don’t throw around the term “genius” very often, but a genius is precisely what this young fellow is.
AH, MR. AND MRS. DEVONSHIRE! WELCOME!
LUCIUS WILL TAKE YOUR COATS. PLEASE, FOLLOW HIM TO THE MAIN BALLROOM. I SHALL JOIN YOU PRESENTLY. I’M SIMPLY TAKING THE AIR FOR A MOMENT.
LOVELY DAY, ISN’T IT?
SIMPLY LOVELY.
(via captain-suspenders)
