Posts tagged i haz teh laptop screencappy happee

LE SMIRK

OH NO YOU DINT

BOTOX WON’T BE INVENTED FOR 700 YEARS. I AM SO SCREWED

PLEASE, UNCLE, NOT IN THE KIWIS

HANG ON…*CHILI BURP*

THAT’S RIGHT, STAND IN AWE AT MY MANLINESS.

HE GETS ONE STEP CLOSER & CODPIECE, MEET ELBOW.

WAVE YO’ HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON’T CARE

OH POOPIE!

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, AT LEAST I CAN GO TO BATTLE SECURE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I AM THE MOST SCRUMPTIOUS THING IN METAL THEY WILL EVER SEE

WHY CAN’T ANYONE LIKE ME FOR ME, INSTEAD OF FOR BEING A MURDEROUS RAPIST, TYRANT & MEGALOMANIAC?

HATERS GONNA HATE, HUH?

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A LITTLE THING CALLED HERBALIFE

O RLY?

BITCHES LOVE MY SWAG

C’MON BITCH, AIN’T YOU SEEN MY SWAG?

MY UNCLE IS GONE FOR THE WEEKEND—EVERYBODY PARTY AT THE PALACE

I HAD NO IDEA THEY KILLED FOZZIE BEAR TO MAKE THIS COAT

I TOTALLY RULE AT INVISIBLE BASEBALL—NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF MY MIGHTY SLIDER

LE SMIRK DEUX

HOW DARE THEY RESCHEDULE CAKE BOSS

SHIT. LOST A CONTACT

I KNOW IT’S SWEET ‘N ALL BUT DAMMIT, KYLE, STOP STARING AT MY ASS

DAMMIT WHO TOOK MY MOISTURIZER