gorgonetta:

Okay, I’m not going to go into how this thing is incredibly poorly constructed, makes boneheaded assumptions, and is generally ridic, although those things are true, but look, it’s an internet lark and I’m taking the quiz too and I am 100% not interested in making people feel bad for taking the quiz or posting results or anything, because hey, it’s fun, whatever.

All I am going to do is post this:

26. Do you usually express your sexual satisfaction with

great enthusiasm
quiet confidence

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO WORK THAT INTO A PIECE OF FANFICTION

You’re right, it is poorly constructed, but I enjoyed taking it anyway. It also made me quite grateful to have recently had sexual activity with someone other than myself, since otherwise this quiz might have gotten me rather bummed out (ye olde refrain of, “Why the hell can’t I get laid? Oh, yeah, that’s right—I’m hella picky & weird”). With regard to this question, though…sheesh, I think I express it with quiet enthusiasm—which occasionally turns into noisy enthusiasm—& in any case, I’m just glad it’s only been a few times that I haven’t experienced sexual satisfaction, cos that feeling…yikes. IMO it’s grounds for justifiable homicide. “I’m sorry, Your Honor, but (s)he couldn’t make me come.” *bangs gavel* “Case dismissed!”

The quiz says I’m dominant, physical, imaginative, & adventuresome, which is odd given that I’ve realized that nearly all of the heroines in my porny stories are quite passive. Maybe I just haven’t found the right top yet.